This was a trip that 22 and I have talked about since we hit it off so long ago. His summers in Alaska always ran too long for us to visit Dave Matthews in the Gorge on his annual Labor Day weekend music spree. But this summer, 22′s season ended early in September and allowed us this much awaited opportunity. We were fortunate enough to share the road trip with many wonderful friends, who absolutely rounded out and maximized the experience. Almost immediately upon arrival into George, Washington we navigated to Quincy Lakes (specifically Burke Lake) where we camped for the next three nights. This is where Camp Douche’ (Doo-Shay) was coined and we were faithful to it ever-after. We couldn’t have found a more beautiful, quiet, affordable, primitive waterfront space. High desert with the Gorge and Columbia River as a backdrop is a dreamy setting. Sunsets Oooo and Ahhhh-worthy. A sweet place where there were no rules, no loud drunken people staggering thru the site, no stranger debauchery, no shoulder-to-shoulder, no lack of privacy. A fire in the night, good swill, lake baths and radical company. We were car camping so we brought the roomy Taj tent. We had tickets to Saturday and Sunday shows. With an added BONUS – Ben Harper and the Relentless 7 opened for Dave. Rumor has it that this will be Dave’s last Labor Day in the Gorge until further notice. Always fantastic and musically superior, Dave didn’t disappoint. Sunday’s line up may have been a bit better than Saturday’s, plus we had the whole crew at Sunday’s show with constant entertainment. Saturday’s show rained neon and lights toward the end, which made it a sort of mystical experience. There were a million stars out, making for a planetarium effect against this almost unreal backdrop. The sound was a bit swerve due the the wind, but it was also nice to not have our eardrums blasted out and actually hear the music. I had permagrin for 72 straight hours due to this epic, end of summer blowout with my Bubs and the Best-Of peeps.
Camp Douche’ for DMB
September 3rd, 2010Wha Hoppin’?
August 28th, 2010For all intents and purposes, this is community recollection, so you get multiple trail accounts by multiple personalities. This is real time. This is live. And this was never meant to be an edited, polished bit o’ lit.
Chaunce: Got up quarter till 7. Give us an extra 15 min, he gave us 1/2 hour. Park guys drove by and then we had to go. Packed up fast, didn’t have to pay. Got some watered-down coffee. Ben talked to the locals about the black sky. Planned out our route for today a little bit and then headed up the road. Wallowa Lake Trailhead. Found out they were going to dynamite a bridge to Ice Lake, which is where we were headed. Saw some cool ants diggin out a log. Hit the switchbacks. That’s when I started hurting. 9 miles into Ice Lake for our 1st night.
Voluptuous: The thing I remember most about our trek. Got in late at night, 1 am. Saw a lot of deer on the way in. Crashed a campsite at Wallowa Lake campground. Really impressed at how fast we got our tents pitched and got into bed. In the am, our last cup of java before we hit the trail. Remember most: all of us were super fascinated about pooping. We didn’t know who was going to first. Chaunce was going to have problems, BCoop was regular. Sass and Voluptuous were having a difficult time, had to do some stretching, some yoga. Chaunce talked about massaging stomachs to get it flowing. We were nervous about pooping. We all visited the bathroom and tried to lighten our load before hitting the trail. Everyone had to decide “do we go to Ice Lake?” It was a 9,000 ft peak and a long side trek in addition to our original plan. We talked it thru and came up with a plan as a team to make it work.
BCoop: We were up at Ice lake. Everyone’s feet are sore and it’s cold. It’s supposed to get down into low 30′s, high 20′s according to the ranger. We got to stop in the Dalles and have some good mexi food and margaritas with Sass’s friend Dougers. Crashed the campsite and escaped without pain despite the camp host driving by 3 times. Before we made it in tho, we had a couple of close encounters. First we got pulled over by a police officer because Sass tried to blind him with her bright lights. He didn’t appreciate that but he was really nice and didn’t give us a ticket. He thought we smelled kinda funny or something. He asked us if we’d been drinking and of course we lied. Then later on, it was kinda sketchy, we were driving on the back roads to get into Joseph and we ran into a random guy doing road construction or something with a stop sign and a goatee and a beanie cap. He was chaw-in and smoking. I think Sass was ready to blow right by him but we convinced her to stop and he thought that was nice of us. We suggested he be more aggressive with his sign. We put 9 uphill miles on the trail today, headed up the Ice Fork River and climbed 3000 feet and 5 ish miles up to Ice lake. They were blowing up the bridge so that wouldn’t let us walk across, we had to take off our shoes and fjord the ice cold stream, which got everyone’s feet aching. So here we are, a mile further around the lake because we were directed to a private campsite. Got a nice fire that I and Chaunce worked hard collecting the firewood for. Got a dinner that Voluptuous and Sass made of cous cows and vegetables and chicken. Got some wine and whiskey and schnapps and I think we’re about ready to turn in for the day. We’re trying to figure out what time we’re going to wake up. Hopefully not too early.
007Sass: Our tent turned into a piece of shit. The ever-so-trusty and always-loved Hubba Hubba, after 6 or 7 years, a pole cracked as we were setting it up by the lake and we had some serious engineers on board in this party and we tried wicked hard to engineer a solution. Failure just about every time. We stuck the pole to a stick and Chaunce tied it tight with rope. BCoop suggested we wrap duck tape around the rope and stick and the pole, and as soon as we got everything ready to go and put the fly on, the fucking stick cracks. At this point, V. and BCoop, who were pumping water diligently as the sun was going down (thank god to them for saving our lives). Chaunce and I decided there was absolutely nothing left we could do but hit the Boullion Bullet whiskey and take pictures of the thing we tried to concoct and hopefully it wouldn’t be any more trouble the rest of the trip. Otherwise, we’ll just sleep under the stars.
Voluptuous: I just wanted to update the blog about everyone’s pooping status. Sass still has not pooped. It’s officially Friday night and we’re ready to hit the sack. We’ve eaten an entire meal of cows cous, dried vegetable, coconut milk, garlic, soy sauce and chicken and she still has not pooped. So it’s kind of a sad night for her but we’re hoping for the best tomorrow. Another amazing thing to note about this trek is the wildflowers. There’s some amazing Aster and Indian Paintbrush in vibrant red and pink. It’s gorgeous and serene. We saw the most amazing sunset. There’s a lot of fresh water to be had. The shitty thing about this trail that’s really shitty is the horseshit. It’s everywhere. There’s all sorts of mules and horses being hauled up with hay. We still can’t figure out where they’re going. Are they taking this hay somewhere? Is it to eat? We’ll report back later. Signing off…
Saturday 8/28
Chaunce: Alright. Waking up at Ice Lake. First there was a couple little pebbles that sounded like rain, maybe, hitting the tent. I woke up after a night of tossing and turning. It was friggin cold. Sass said “Is that rain?” Then I saw the little sticky balls that resembled hail. We didn’t think much of it, fell back asleep. About an hour or less later, we realized it had been snowing. Voluptuous and BCoop were going to build an igloo or something of the sort – is what they were proclaiming from their tent. Basically about another 3 hours or so in the tent with a couple of outings to pee. Walked around a little bit, amazed by the amount of snow that was falling. Suggested to Sass that it might be a good idea to eat some biscuits and gravy with bacon, so we did that after V. and BCoop were kind enough to make us some coffee. Highlight of the morning. And then it was time to decide to pack it up. It was uncomfortable and cold. Everyone’s fingers and toes were freezing. By then at least two inches of snow had fallen. Packed it up, took a picture. It was beautiful but cold. We were ready to go, pending the fact that Sass’ Thermarest had acquired a hole and deflated over the course of the night. She didn’t want to spend another night there, plus, we had a stick holding up our tent. Plus that much snow, it was time to go. Came around the lake, headed down the hill, hard on the old knees and back, but fairly uneventful downhill. Got to the river which I was dreading because I was freezing. Luckily, we could cross over where the wreckage of the bridge was and made it across the river dry. After that, it was just a bunch of sloshing mad till we got to the car. Then we talked about pizza. I couldn’t wait. Made it to La Grande to the Bear Pizza something or another. B-E-A-R just for the record. We had some beer and I ate an extra sandwich. Pooping schedule: Sass pooped in the am before we left camp, barely. I lost track of the others.
Voluptuous: Pooping was uneventful for me. We woke up to hail and it became a winter wonderland in the matter of an hour. It was gorgeous. We all played in our minds about what to do. If we stayed longer, would we survive? BCoop and I decided that we could stay alive for a month, so long as he could catch fish and trap squirrels. Really sunk in and we decided we had to hustle and get out before the storm got any worse and BCoop decided throw my good food away, one by one. So I watched as he slowly tossed a package or tortillas and my homemade oatmeal, but I wouldn’t let him touch my tuna. (heeeey) Toes freezing, I didn’t get much sleep so I was tired. I couldn’t have felt like Sass did tho, without an air mattress so I tried not to complain but I don’t think I did very good. BCoop, my savior, made sure to grab my pack if I was toppling over. He’s the reason I survived this day. It was very adventurous, solid teamwork all around and I’m looking forward to returning with this team.
BCoop: I still haven’t pooped and I’m looking forward to that tomorrow with a big cup of coffee. The only other thing that sticks out in my mind is that as we were going down the mountain, there were a number of parties going up the mountain, which seemed like complete insanity to us having watched the snow developed and convincing ourselves that there was upward of another foot on the way. Some seemed pretty well prepared but others seemed like they were hiking in Hawaii. It was pretty amazing tho. You start out with a plan and sometimes you gotta adapt. We weren’t prepared for multiple inches of snow in August and overall, everyone is warm, safe and heading home. So you can’t argue with that. We were exhausted, tired and cold. We were ready for beer and pizza. An 1/8 of a mile from the trailhead we saw this woman walking her 14-month-old child on a wet soggy trail filled with horse poop. Not so good, not the best parental decision ever. We walked another 100 feet and there was the stroller sitting on the trail. A weird site to see. Got the mind turning a little bit.
007Sass: Last sidenote- on the way out, we saw some inconsiderate, or considerate (if someone packed out garbage in place of someone else) gesture sitting on a rock next to the trail that needed to be packed out. Hopefully it was some redneck leave-behind maneuver. There was a glass jar of salsa con queso, refried beans, P’Beer, we did our trail-y duties. It’s good trail karma to pack it out. What was really cool that looking just over the cliff, there was a neat tepee, lean-to by the river where someone hopefully enjoyed some quality river time and maybe some good fishing to boot.
Chaunce: We drank 1/3 of a bottle of whiskey by the end of the first night. And by the end of today, whiskey is gone. We did good with the Boulleit Bourbon.
Wallowas – Ice Lake
August 28th, 2010- Wallowa peaks
- Tent fail
- Shoot now, ID later
- River fjord
- Red orange yellow
- Ready, set
- OOO ahhh
- Naked frog in the snay
- Men at work
- Matterhorn Peak
- Ice Lake with Sacajaweaj Peak
- Ice Lake at sunset
- Hail Vi
- Rear view
- Canyon slide
- Bridge explosion
Tuck N Robin Lakes – Wenatchee NF
August 16th, 2010Recorded/translated by: 007Sass
Narration by: Poest
We slept at the trailhead Friday night – Cathedral and Deception Pass trailheads are located both in the same spot. A gobjillion stars and about as many cars were here on the free weekend. It was meteor shower weekend, and people are taking advantage. It was a chilly night before dawn. I slept in the back of the Subie – Poest slept outside on the ground, in the horse pasture. We woke up as the sky was turning light. Cathedral Rock loomed over us. Poest took 3 hours to get packed up, used the facilities to test the swab technique, and finally we were ready to hit the trail around 10 am.
FRIDAY: Poest dropped a Snickers on the road and it disappeared. Started an hour late. Predictable. Sass effortlessly made it to I-90. OlyWA at Fishbowl for chips and beers. Company and ale get an A++, food not so good. Poest got bored and opened the bottle of wine. Halfway thru the bottle, we had a lights how in our rearview from the local Po-Po. Got pulled over for going UNDER the speed limit on this ridiculous road. Always scared of bashing a deer in these parts and typically creep along. The nice officer pointed us in the direction of our trailhead and we were off. Black wine tongue didn’t phase him. Driving notes – the “Y” at Forest Service Rd 4330, turn right and go 10 miles up hill toward Lake Tucquala. We had a discussion of the meaning and definition of coagulation. We thought is was having to doing with blood. Poest thought it was only water and oil-base deal. Sass said more encompassing. There was a water feature in front of us with rocks on each side that we went blazing thru.
SATURDAY: Counted 17,432,952 stars being shown on the pond. Correction, lake. Tuck Lake. Aka 17 million star lake…that we’re camped 7.7 feet from. Started down a pleasant trail, like that on a nice golf course fairway. Paintbrush is a duller color. Pale pink lipstick. There were berries to eat. And some that we decided we shouldn’t have. Hiked for 2 hours on the nice flat trail before we came to Hyas Lake and the upward trundle. Trail notes: we found a great big party camp spot next to Hyas Lake, ideal for a burning man troupe or at least a sweet bday party. This was 2.2 miles in on Deception Trail. Dipped our piggy toes in the first lake. Identified an Evening Grosbeak bird there. Cocothrustus Verpertinus in Latin. Member of the finch family. Could’ve almost been an oriole. But, no. Poest has a great fear of cold water. People fishing there. Lovely campsites all over. Didn’t appear to be camping around the other side of the lake. Up higher, could see tall waterfalls coming off the rock face. After the switchbacks – firefighter trail with no rhyme or reason. It was technical. Lots of rock, dirt like an early spring runoff trail. Plunged up the trail for at least 45 minutes. Good pace, stable high heart rate. We killed it pretty well. Poest was the leader, Sass the follower. Today anyways. We’ll see about tomorrow. If Sass goes too fast, Poest might fill up her pack with more water and rocks. Poest’s respiratory is fine. His first time in hiking boots – Asolos that were working out for him and matched his red loud polyester hiking pants well. It’s no doubt the hummingbirds were attracted to him. At Tuck Camp, we made friends with an Indian guy who brought whiskey and a woman that was an Olympic swimmer in icy waters. She traversed across a rather wide section of the Lake. We met four others from Seattle – one couple of which looked like a planned hookup. They rolled into our campsite, stripped down, jumped in like nothing and swam over to the island. Sass immediately got inspired and despite the ‘shower’ jumped in after and swam out. Poest pooped on the party by not coming out. Trail tip: don’t have a toilet paper tent party in the rain. We were losing sun. Sass swam back and started dinner. Tri color couscous with tuna and veggies. We shared with our friends and then they left to proceed to the top. We climbed up to watch the sunset on the other side of the ridge. Which we missed. A misjudgment on our parts given where the sun line rested on the hills we saw on our side of the planet. Sat up there and got attacked by mosquitos. Poest did. We chilled on a table top rock. No responsibility. Didn’t have to think about anything besides what was in front of us, behind us and up above. Seeing the last hues of pink alpenglow reflecting off the glaciers. Somebody in the Alpen family thought that phenomena was so cool. Sass smacked talked Poest that he was about to get his a$$ kick in cribbage. 6000 feet elevation and 8-hour hike. Sass’ hips were horribly damaged from my pack. Hip dysplasia equals no bueno. Tomorrow was predestined to be awesome. We’ll see how brave we are to dip in Robin Lake, which we hear is much colder. Poest thinks its time to kick Sass at cribbage.
SUNDAY: Sass says ‘Give a man a recorder and he can talk all damn day.’ Day 2 of our hike. Saw tons of stars and meteors last night. Yerba Mate in the am, facing the sunrise. Scrumptious breakfast of oatmeal. Packed up and got ready for the jaunt up the Robin Lake. One pack with day supplies. Did some spine rubs to get our backs ready. Two mating hummingbirds by the brush. Then a third. They landed and perched on branches, which seemed weird. We hiked further to the right than we needed to. Note: stay close to the lake edge as you proceed up. Make sure to hit the main log jam or it will be a 15 minute detour, with dozens of trails sidewinding and many with no outlet. Runoff trail that we followed first, then granite and woody areas with cairns along the way. We took one little break, maybe not even a break. 2.5 hours to get up. Waves of granite hill slabs we traversed across. We were tired as we approached the last quarter of the hike, given the geography. After the last mound, Da- da-DUM – there’s the lake!! We walked around looking for a good break spot. How about that sun? How about that shade? By the lake? At one pm, we decided to sit directly under the sun to relax on a rock point where we could dangle our feet over the water. So what about the 96 degrees- it was a very tranquil spot. Then Poest and Sass got really sick of each other and parted ways
P wanted to be social, Sass wanted to read. Crystal-clear emerald turquoise rock with white/black bulbous massive granite slabs. Water was clear to 40 feet. Meadowy streams between the huge granite. Dinky meadows each with their own little microenvironment and one with thousands of frog eggs, ready to season. Poest walked around the lakes and the peninsulas between each. Raised parts of the peninsula containing another little lake in between, at least 30 feet deep and 75 feet long. Possibly warmer. Glacier on the tail end of it.. Two more smaller lakes. Small mossy waterfalls with flower species growing underneath and behind the waterfall. Tiny flowers that one might want to pick and eat. Sass was trying her best to ignore the mosquitos while she read. They were HORRIBLE, unbearable. We took turns beating them off each other after our swim Big note: we went swimming in one of the smaller lakes that Poest thought was 50 degrees but I thought was colder. Sass got in an heckled Poest for not getting in. He succumbed and we got picture proof of the alpine lake submersion. O-cold face, it was was to breathe when submerged. Slightly heart-stopping. Although right in the middle, there was a warm spot, a potential thermal rising upward toward the surface. Back on the trail, there was nothing too treacherous on the way back down. Rock-kick count was fairly low. We didn’t drink enough water, so it was hard to stay hydrated in the heat. Triscuits, cheese, chocolate, jerky, M&M’s, Goo, and then made our way down. After just a little bit, we could see our camp at Tuck Lake 2000 feet below.
Tiny-looking. It was a fast descent. Upon arrival, one of our fellow hikers showed up to share a snip of wine.
MONDAY: Day 3, we decided to stay at Tuck the 2nd night and hike all the way out on Monday. A crazy plan in hindsight. The Google 4 hr 30 min prediction to Portland in all actuality was 7.5 – 8 hour journey, with a stop for lunch in Roslyn and slow traffic in Seattle. Started out at 8:30 am. The trek down was slightly treacherous. Made it down to Hyas in 2.5 – 3 hours and another 1.5 hours out. Got to the car about 1 pm. Witnessed a wilderness breakup on our way out. She was resting on a rock, him standing idly by. She looked pissed, and beat, and they hadn’t even started to go up yet. We carried on and had a break stop at Hyas. Sat there about 20 minutes. About 10 minutes into it, the couple that we tried to give words of encouragement to had decided to exit. It was a lovely hike out on the even terrain. The road down seemed like it took longer than it did to get up, and we were going 4 times faster down. That’s always a weird time continuum. We didn’t see the Snickers we dropped on the road. Saw a deer on the way out, our only real wildlife. Stopped in Roslyn on the way out, where “Northern Exposure” was filmed. Tons of little cabins and brick buildings. Very small cozy town, way cool for summer and winter recreation. Ate at The Brick which seemed to be the converging point of Rosalyn, complete with spittoon under the bar. Hit the antique store, and the ice cream shoppe to continue our carb loading. Always enjoyable spending quality time with the Poest and hope to always have these treks at least occasionally. He has immense and endless energy, still, despite the age.
Other miscellaneous trail notes: Sass carried 7 lbs of paper with trail info, due to lack of trail map. Note – bring collapsible fishing pole to eat out of any of the lakes. So the woman can get in and fish while the man bitches about the freezingness of the water:)
- Up the fireman trail
- Bicolor sock bandit
- To the pass
- Sunset Night #2
- Red legged frog
- A peek of Rainier
- Flowery meadow
- Which way?
- Moose in the lake
- Moonrise
- 40 degree goodness
- Icy emerald and turq waters
- Lower and Upper Hyas lakes
- Granite snow and emerald
- Sass at the trailhead
My bday in Food
July 4th, 2010Many say I’m spoiled. I must agree. A nine-day bday celebration drenched in homemade food and best friends.
- Farmers Market goodies
- More-els please!
- Fried Yaquina Bay oysters
- Jerky in prep
- Rubbed game hens
- Unagi sushi
- that’s how I roll
- Jerky – smoked and packaged
- Deep fried hens with sweet corn
- Red white and blue cupcakes
- Arugula, quinoa, toasted almond and raspberry salad
- Peach brandy wine sangria
- Maple bacon cake
- Chilean ceviche
Grand Gulch, Utah
June 20th, 2010The Trip. Collins Spring to Kane Gulch. 38 miles turned 50-some. 5 days. 1500 feet gain/loss. 100 degree heat. Allergy histamine failure of epic proportions. Cost to paying clients for this experience: $1225. Cost to my Seattle trail companions and myself: a bakers dozen of blisters, calf welts and sanity. What was left of it after this school term anyway.
Would I do it again? You’ll have to read on to find out.
Here are some of the things that transpired in this sandstone wonderland formerly carved out hundreds of years ago by the Anasazi and Fremont Indians…
Day 1 Collins Spring to Bannister
It took mere hours to realize that this was the heaviest pack I would ever carry. And we were in the desert. My Pacific NW pack isn’t this heavy. We had to carry water. A lot of it. Springs were far and few between on this trek. This was the tail end of the first season in the canyon before it gets too scorchingly hot to handle. We were chasing shade the entire way. Almost immediately we got off on the wrong path and headed south downriver. A small lesson in ‘never underestimate the power of a GPS.’ T knew in her gut it was wrong. Kudos to Dude for packing the navigation unit. Backpedal back to the Narrows and get going upwash toward Bannister Spring to pump and set up camp. Ended up being a 12 mile day and put us short of our goal, however, we were on track now. Meal of the evening was chicken fajitas with black beans, fresh vegetables and avocado. Dude gets more props for hauling in a full size boxed vino tint for our swilling pleasures. An excellent nightcap before crawling in under the red rock star show. Highlights of the day include: little scurrying multicolored lizards, birdsongs galore, doves, hawks, wildflowers, cactus blooms, and the scent of juniper and sage inhabiting my nose.
Day 2 Bannister To Polly’s Island
Eight to nine mile days feels like twenty out here. We started out with big ambitions to cover some lost ground. We quickly conceded that there were no rules – only guidelines. Nature has more pull than we’d like to think. Plans can be made, goals set, but in the heat of the moment and the apex of the day…it can all change. Listening to your body and mind is key. Stay hydrated and don’t forget to lube up to prevent skin fry-age. The scenery grew even more impressive today. There were lots of snaky switchbacks thru the canyons, thru the wash. Thank god for the land X’ings, as heinous as they could be, which cut off some of the mileage. There was a fair amount of desert shwack to dodge. Our legs were getting chewed up and spit out, blisters were taking shape nicely and the shoulders ached oh-so-good from the silly heavy pack straps. Mental note: there is a big difference between school stress and pack stress in your shoulders. How I prefer the later. We took lunch in the shade of another wash-cut rock crop. Onward a little further to the spring to refill. Tadpoles galore the spring. They were huge…on the very verge of froginess…and cute! We finagled a siesta in the shade of a tree whose waxy leaves glittered in the breeze and sun. We came to an amazing ruin about .5 mi before Polly’s. Just prior to this we saw some pictographs on a canyon wall. People and animals, many snakes with curly-que tails. Way cool stuff. We hiked up to the ruin – a multi tiered, multi room impressive colony setting. This one seemed well preserved. You could see actual thumbprints in the mortar. Tiny cut-out windows that perhaps once served as a binocular view to hone in on intruders. Some rooms you enter from the front/side and others from the top (the kivas – a community ceremonial area). Maize was stored in the granary. We tried to imagine what it would have been like, living this way, up in the rock wall, with just a few family clan members. Ask yourself – what ten people would you want with you under such circumstances? Choose wisely. Back then, there was a greater supply of water, which meant more varied crops. There is speculation that this is one of the things that could have driven the Anasazi out. Water, intruders, disease – don’t know for certain. Not sure how much could exist, or subsist now in this hot death trap. We set up camp at Polly’s, an exquisite site up from the wash and in the presence of this knurly old tree whose roots and stems dove thru the site. Poured some wine for our pesto pasta with kalamata olives, Trader Joe’s merlot salami and ciabatta. A crescent moon appeared, bats darted and an absolutely awful bird sang in the background. I washed and laid down, wishing 22 were close at hand and not freshly nor inconveniently 2500 miles away. Headlamp click off.
Day 3 Polly’s to Totem
Complaints are not synonymous with the backcountry, however, I’m not sure what hurt worse today. My right shoulder, my left foot arch, the thorn that inadvertently got stuck in me arse somewhere along the way, the blister on my thumb from my poles or my wicked scratched up calves. As we got going, I made a list in my head of things my pack could do without: 20 lbs, the two longs sleeves, three extra pairs of socks, 10 lbs less food, the sleeping bag (my cocoon sheet would have sufficed), the wacky water weight and the magazine that I had already read at home. Lunch along the wash in the shade of a canyon wall. It’s amazing how much and how high the flood debris reached. We pumped before we set off. I pulled out my old Sweetwater Guardian, which is horribly inappropriate as a water filter in the desert. Even with a coffee filter double, the thing clogged before I even got a quart out. Drips from there. Cloggy McCloggerson. Today was a tough day. Midday, we found the shack after a wrong decision on one of the many undefined forks in the road. We headed into Step Canyon (the halfway point of our journey) This SHOULD have been fine as many who need water venture in there to get it. Just how anyone got in and out of there cleanly, is a total mystery. It was thick, scratchy, tight and no visible route or trail. This set us off course on time (but remember* there is no time in the canyon) We still had 2-3 miles to get to our next camp and spring. The cottonwoods sent my allergies into overdrive, with sneeze attacks that left me reeling. Singular wasn’t touching it. About now I wondered vaguely were the helicopter was to air flight me out, or at least the hired mules to carry our crap. I was at 2% capacity when we hit party camp, with vacancy! Of course there’s vacancy, there’s not another soul out there as crazy, I mean, as hardcore as us. We were just beyond Totem Pole at Green Canyon spring. T and Dude went to pump while I erected the tents, got dinner prepared and performed some general housecampkeeping. Fajitas again, followed by a slamming of wine, water and chocolate before crawling in. I do believe it was about 9 pm. Despite the utter exhaustion, I couldn’t sleep because I could not breathe. I dreamt and fantasized about the ruins we saw earlier in the day, yellow man pictographs, hands and chickens. We saw tons of artifacts, tools and pottery scraps at these under conditioned ruins. There was one phat double decker townhouse ruin complete with wood deco. We couldn’t identify that one.
Day 4 Totem to Split Level Ruin via Bullet Canyon
Off to a better start. A machete would have come in handy to get us out of this portion of the path. There’s a staggering amount of green in these parks yet – like desert meets jungle. Because we like to begin hiking in the crack heat of the day, we got on the trail around eleven. We typically killed it until we hit some sort of landscape setback. They are not kidding when they call this place primitive. Trail maintenance is non existent when you’re deep. Then I started to be thankful for that and really relish in our solitude. Many don’t dare come this deep…and they will never get to see what we’ve seen. We tramped past more ruins, seen from afar until we hit Bullet Canyon, the fork in which we head north another 18 miles to Kane. We’re averaging 8-9 miles a day with stout breaks in the shade and serious hydration. Some folks from Indiana strolled up during our siesta and tipped us off to a cool canyon just back with more stunning pictographs, including Green Man, which we’d read about. Dude opted in, T and I stayed. Backpedaling into canyons at this point didn’t seem like a grand idea. We kicked back in a nice spot with a very phallic rock formation right in our line of sight. Nothing else to do but try and climb it. Love dry grippy sandstone. I conducted a lizard hurt, but seems the heat was too much for even them right now. Maybe they just rather feign snake-i-ness while I’m hiking to try and make me scream like a girl. We have another 4 miles today and I have ice cold beer on the brain. Don’t care if it’s pissy week UT beer either. Just cold. We got going with the sun at our backs now, not so much in our eyes. Tip: going this direction on the path at this time of day makes for ideal hiking conditions. Our packs didn’t seem to be getting any lighter, but that didn’t faze us as we continued. The other civilization in this canyon spiked camp before Split Level. As we hiked on, they tried to inform us that we’d already passed the ruin. T – with her undoubtedly mad navigational skills and keen sense – wasn’t convinced. She blew off our would be friends and we plodded another 200 feet, where we came to none other than… Split Level Ruin and one of the major houses of the canyon. Dude felt it necessary to backpedal and let them know that they were, in fact, spiked just underneath the ruin. Turn 180 and OH, there it is. We dropped pack and hiked up. Elaborate and beautiful it is, kiva and granary easily found. A big chimney in the kiva and burned black. I can see why this is an archeologists dream. So many anthropomorphs, petrified knife tips, tools, shards of painted pottery. We took in every aspect we could from behind the protective chain link. We found a spot a few hundred feet from the ruin to set up for the night. Another gorgeous, starry clean night to rival our blue bird days. After Indian sustenance and apple pie, our sleeping pads called. I’d close my eyes for a little bit in the dark, and then open them to the Big Dipper directly above me. I could see the shadows and feel the the 500 foot tall cliffs around me, leaving me feeling like a small fish in a very big bowl. The walls gave way to the sky and all the constellations. I swear I could feel the earth moving.
**would have liked further exploration down Bullet Canyon to see Jailhouse Ruin and Perfect Kivas for their distinction.
*** look around while you walk. look carefully and focus on the rock. These walls are filled with treasures. I don’t even know how many we may have missed along the way.
Day 5 Split Level to Kane Gulch Ranger Station
One big 9 .5 mile push out today. We never know just how the day will go until it goes. A short bout of energy at the initiation, but exhaustion set in earlier than usual. Body laughed at the Motrin. Definitely felt like 100 temperature today. Carrying so much water all the time was a buzzkill! Every spring lured me to submerge my body, but it wasn’t an option. Lunch came sooner than expected, I think because we more wanted to drop our packs. Misappropriately timed, we finished the last of our heavy foodstuffs. Another salami bites the dust. The next ruin was Turkey Pen, named for the wooden staked turkey pen that marked the top. Pets for the Anasazi children? Probably not. I think they just had Thanksgiving all the time. With tubers and sum funky berry to mash that substituted cranberry. Maybe juniper berry. We saw our first petroglyph here. Not to be confused with pictograph. I honestly didn’t know the difference. Pictographs are the colored paintings from various medium on the walls. Petroglyphs are more reductive, the people use rock to scrape and carve out the image. Remarkably preserved, it neat to get a close eye on the the construction and the care. Another ruin, Junction, just ahead and then we began the four mile trek up and out. Fascinating to watch the scenery change as you get higher and leave this once populated world behind. We came up some sizable boulders that left us wondering how they were just suspended in mid air. Just when I thought the trail was at the end and we would see the trusty Toyota waiting idly, there was more trail to endure. Repeated twisting, winding, elevation. I sank deeper under the weight of my pack, bearing down. A sense of foraging, desperation and longing to stay in just as much to get out. When the feeling was too strong to stand, I saw the solar panel top of the Kane Gulch Ranger Station in the distance.
So… despite some unforeseen setbacks, would I do it again?
In a heartbeat.
Many thanks to my trails companions for a hasty introduction to this extraordinarily wild place. I’ll hike anywhere, anytime with you.
Escape to solitude
June 19th, 2010Oh-Ten?
January 25th, 2010Happy New Year!
2009 was an absolute unexpected adventure – a roller coaster ride of epic proportions, pulling G’s on me around every turn. Alaska gave me the motivation, time and reflection for a much needed self assessment. There is no other place adequate enough to get more honest with yourself. I wouldn’t trade a single second of 2009. Who knows what 2010 will bring? Current mission: return to school and get a trade. Marketing, promotions, journalism, PR>>all that I’ve done so far>> are not trades. Many may beg to differ and then agree with me in the next breath. I always said, “I will never return to school.” It wasn’t all that enjoyable the first time. Well, NEVER say never. Eat those words, I will, if only they were deep fried. I’ve been lightning struck with the urge to do something entirely different with my life, something meaningful. Something to help people. Something that will allow me to continue leading the flexible, thrill-a-minute, travel-the-world lifestyle I crave. So, short term vacations are on hold. I’m on a new road trip where the destination is becoming a physical therapist. Hello late night cram sessions, flash cards and pressure-raising test taking.
If I can get out from underneath the 45 lb stack of Anatomy books and come up for air, I swear I’ll try and hammer out some Jodester.com updates. No guarantees. If I can’t, I’ll see you in 2015. “Paging, Dr. Turmell…”
Wind down, round out
December 20th, 2009Yet another wild goose chase of a day in effort to find the ‘wildlife sanctuary.’ We were promised kitties – jags, ocelots and caucels to play with. Our trek today led us to a sloth farm that wanted a good bit of money to show us sloths in the wild, from a distance. We’d already seen a crapton of 2 and 3-toed sloths up close and personal in the wild so we opted out. Whoever ran the gato sanctuary didn’t want to be found by conventional means, we told ourselves. Not without a booty map and a secret handshake, anyway. We tossed in the towel and got some boogie boards and play in the ocean at Playa Negra. A relaxing tapas dinner and some cocktails to wind out our last night in Bungalow 2. We had to be up and out early for our white water rafting trip. We had a lovely trip on the Rio Pacuare (between Limon and San Jose) thru Exploradores Rafting Co. We did see toucans flying in the distance, floated Class 3′s and 4′s with Able as our El Capitan (aka, Brad Pitt) We had a great group of people, a huge burrito lunch, floated and swam in the limestone shale windy waters, tho we were bitten repeatedly by wasps and swollen. Deeply carved canyons thru the Highland innundated the lush rainforest. Different Indian tribes live in the hills in these canyons and spoke to Able in their own tongue, which was neat to hear. They got us back to San Jose to the Costa Rica Backpackers where we rounded out our trip.
Some quick pics of our last days…
Parque Nacional Cahuita
December 17th, 2009In 1960, Costa Rica presidente Mario Echandi Jimenez bought the piece tiny 10.7 km land that is known as Paque Nacional Cahuita for 500 colones. This may seem like alot then, but it was in fact, one measley dollar. It managed to preserve and protect this absolutely fabulous stretch of humid, mangrove and mammal filled rainforest. Thank goddess for presidents who realize the importance of these lands.
Alonzo came to be our unofficial guide for the first 2 miles of the trek and was instrumental in pointing out things we wouldn’t have otherwise identified due to lack of identification books and sheer laziness. Things like the Nonee plant which is a natural digestive and ylang ylang tree, the key ingredient in Coco Chanel No. 5. Crazy spiders, bats and capuchin monkeys. Or cappuchino monkeys, as Alonzo says. Our exploratory hike today was 8.4 km out to Punta Chiquita via Playa Chiquita and Playa Vargas. It started out with a bang. A boa constrictor right at the entrance. Which leads me to a note for that I have no logical explanation. Although the snakes here are venomous, toxinous and in some cases deadly, my powerful – if not biblical – fear of them is less here. By the end of the day today, dare I say I was actually looking for them?! The only thing I can deduce is that they are little, pretty and contain themselves in a a small ball up in the trees, rarely moving or coming down. So, it all comes down the the ground slithering thing, I think. They’re snake-i-ness. Entounces. The boa was teeny like my fist. I got to watch it not move from a safe 9 meter distance. I did get rudely interrupted by a leaf cutter soldier ant biting my ankle and I was positively certain that it was a venomous spider and I caused a bit of a scene trying to get it off. We moved onto other things. Bats, spiders sloths, monos… then we left Alonzo and continued on our self guided walk. Did some shell seeking at Playa Vargas. After our leftover casado lunch at the volunteer house, I proudly spotted a bright yellow eyelash viper. Score! So cool, I stood back while 22 snapped away. A wonderful hike overall. Still no toucans, tho.


























































































