Caribe, Here We Come

December 12th, 2009

After an early and quasi frantic market session for fresh fruits and veggies to tote to the Carib side (with Dulce Cake in hand of course), we collected our belongings and prepared for our BeGo farewell.  From now on, it’s buses and bikes again.   We dropped the rig at Budget, it somehow cleared inspection despite multiple broken parts and so much mud that the blue exterior was now entirely brown.  I think they EXPECT cars to be returned this way.  Once more thru San Jose, where the holiday parade set up was in full effect.  Like deja vu, we tried to find our bus station.  The amount and types of busses that run this this country is complex to say the very least and takes some savage savvy to navigate.  Another day, another adventure as we begin the last leg of our trip.  And, as the locals declare, we saved the best for last.   The ride was mostly in the dark so we missed much of the scenery thru Limon and down the east coast.  However, it wasn’t far outside the city that the humidity crept and then dripped in.  Thicker, heavier and wetter than ever.  On top of the heat.

Puerto Viejo del Talamanca

Puerto Viejo del Talamanca

Getting off the bus, we were completely drenched and had to unpeel ourselves from one another thru the stickiness.  At the Puerto Viejo stop, it was driving rain.   We walked the strip.   The new swanky, hipster hostel Pagalu was full and we went to the only other one, the Sunrise Backpackers.   Clearly a bottom feeder.  Homeboy at Pagalu saw a window of opportunity to create a nice hostel environment that would attract everyone and took it.   One of those things I wish I would have discovered.  We tossed our sopping stuff down and walked a few blocks to Chili Rojo for dinner.

A couple of distinctions between this side and that, meaning the Carib vs the Pacific right off the bat.  Food on the east side is all fusion.   Whatever that means.  Not “fusion” by American definition.   There is more Japanese, Thai, and Euro influence here, making it not as exotic or authentic for that matter.  Goodbye casados and tipico food.  Hello Caribbean Jerk and coconut milk infused everything.  Not that it’s bad.  Just more fattening.  And more expensive by at least 2 mil colones per dish.  Lame.

The other.   The people.  On the west side, the Highland and thru the Peninsula, there are way more natives and people that only speak espanol, forcing you to use and recall any little bit you may have learned X years ago in high school.  It’s more important to be fluent on that side, or come armed with a few key phrases.  Even those who may speak ESL coax you to speak espanol so you can learn.  On the Carib side, do not bother to speak to the local of of Afro Carib descent unless you are fully fluent and know the appropriate slang.  If you try and fail, they’ll answer you in pure English or Spanglish with a “nice try” look.  Bonus points for knowing and understanding rasta.

Apres dinner we scoured the street of town and down along the beaches.  Playa Cocles, Playa Chiquita and Punta Uva and the route to Manzanillo.  There are an abundance of restaurants and cabinas evenly spaced, all to suit the intrigue of any sort.  On the north end of town, Playa Negra is where the surfers retreat so as to not get tore up among the coral reefs along the other three.

Volcanos and Dulce Churros

December 10th, 2009

Grabbed the Train Wreck brekkie at a local dive, complete with Bloody’s, strong-as-heck coffee, fried papas and huevos.  More coffee (mental note to detox at home) and a bee line to San Jose, our only stop a gas up in San Izadro, rolling thru Cartago and up the Highlands to Volcan Irazu to find lodging.

Grandpas BnB Log Cabin

We did at Grandpa’s BnB, and old plantation with plenty of land, grass, a tropical garden and amenified log cabins tucked in neatly. We’re stoked.  It’s like Alaska, but tropical.  The weather had done a complete 180 in a 4 hour drive.  From coast to mountain and a couple thousand feet up into the highlands, we step out of the car, clad in suits and sarongs still, it was COLD!  Had to completely undo the backpack to find something with sleeves.  Thank god I didn’t donate that shirt days ago.   The great thing about carrying only a 20 lb pack for a month is that whatever you need is not so far away :)

City of Cot

City of Cot

We drove up the volcan and the little village of Cot caught our eyes.   A washed out, condensed, pastel-paint commercial tucked compulsively into the hillside.  A wonderful stop for those craving non mainstream attractions, or perhaps a painter/photograher’s muse.  Very romantic in sunset light.   Back at the cabin, we cozied up to some show in Spanish, taking note that this is the first place we’ve stayed at so far that has any kind of comforter on the bed.  It’s just too hot everywhere else.

Cot Church

Cot Church

We dined on the traditional Gallos Pinto in the am and drove 17 km above the cloudline, gaining glances at Cartago and the valley below.   It was sunny when we arrived at Irazu Volcano.   We were told to get there early for a decent view.  Afternoon tends to bring clouds and rain.   We hiked along the edge of the crater rim.  In hindsight and sans snobbiness, we could have skipped this stop.  It was cool indeed, but having Helens and other more impressive volcanic features right in our backyard, we didn’t need to spend money on this.  May have been worth it if the hike extend further/deeper in and around the blow pit.  We quickly realized that all the super impressive photos we’d seen of this place were captured aerially or from a place we were not allowed to go.  By the time we walked to the upper observation point, the crater was covered in clouds. Que lastima!

Volcan Irazu

Volcan Irazu

Zipping over to San Jose, we got our MEPE bus tix to Puerto Viejo and the Caribbean side.  Casados at a market soda and a looong drive to the outlying suburb of Alajuela for a supposedly quiet night out of the city.  We found Mango Verde Backpackers and found out that Alajuela is not so little, or quiet.   It’s like Beaverton to Portland or St. Paul to Minneapolis.  Bustling with folks racing around the market and shops lining the streets, it’s the countdown to xmas in full effect.  Dinner at Roastie’s, where we guzzled two glasses of vino that have far surpassed anything we’ve had so far.  Sometimes, especially after a hard day driving in the city, it IS about quantity and not quality.  Pescado fajitas that satisfied.   Walked to the junk market around Parque Central and discovered my new food fetish.  Churros.  Not just any.  Dulce de Leche filled churros.  Pumped fill of creamy caramel, deep fried, sugar and cinnamon doused perfection.   22 and I said not a word during those first bites, but shot each other the knowing glance of an instant addict.  Another note to self:  a deep fryer  with a Play-Doh star shaped dough pump cutter is in order immediately upon return to PDX.

Thieving Monos and White Sand Beaches

December 9th, 2009
White Faced Caphuchin

White Faced Caphuchin

Cafe Milagro roaster for java and bagels before heading to the park.   Beware of the “unofficial” tours people scream at you streetside along the way.   Hold out for the official tours offered at the end of the road and entrance to the park.  Roughly $20 for a tour, although it is definitely NOT needed.  You can cherry pick on any one of the many tours walking thru the park in the event they see something interesting.  With a little diligence and a guide book, you will see animals on your own and be able to identify them.   One could make BANK being a naturalist here.   Scenery is absolutely postcard perfect.  White sand beaches, aqua waters encaved by lusciously thick green forested hills.

Punta Catedral Lookout

Punta Catedral Lookout

The Punta Catedral Tombolo formation (like a peninsula) is a rare geographic phenomenon when an island becomes joined to the mainland thru accumulated sand deposits.  Monkeys galore!!!!  Squirrel monkeys and white faced capuchin monkeys, smaller than their cousin the howler monkey.  They are wickedly sneaky and everywhere.   Watch your backpack.   They come right up to you, especially if you’re toting food.   One jumped right up on a picnic table where we stood and grabbed a plastic container of fruit and ran up the tree to eat it.   Smartie pants knew exactly how to open the container partially so he could extract what he wanted without spilling all the rest of the fruit out.   We also spotted three-toed sloths, pelicans and other unique birds.   On our way out, a stop by the artisans market and a heaping pile of nachos at El Avion parallel with a golden sunset.

Manual Antonio Beach

Manual Antonio Beach

Manual Antonio Parque Nacional

Manual Antonio Parque Nacional

BeGo to Manual Antonio

December 7th, 2009

Another hard day of sun and surf and shell collecting.   Mal Pais beach is wicked full of awesome shells and agates.  Hard not to take, take, take. Remember the geological karma.  Must leave a few of the best ones found.  Nabbed some lunch with Kdog and the Norwegians and an easy night of tapas at Carmen Creek.   Rain hammered down all night and the critters were crawlings as if on speed.  Slept with one eye wide open.   The next afternoon, we set out with intent to see critters at Cabuya Biological Reserve and the town of Montezuma.   A colorful and relatively quiet surf town known for its luscious waterfalls.

La Cascadia Falls rope swing

La Cascadia Falls rope swing

La Cascadia boasts a 15-foot, a 40-foot and a 90-foot waterfall, the later is which a few people inevitably die trying each year.    Nothing like vacation to bring out the Type A in the best of ‘em.    Regardless, the cool fresh water was a welcome change in this hinky heat.   We visited another former co worker who was volunteering at the Mariposa Butterfly Jardin where we witnessed these beautiful morphotic invertebrates being reproduced.  So we, in the BeGo, n the road to Paquera in the Puntarena Province and then party boat bound across the Gulf of Nicoya to the city of Puntarena and then down the Central Pacific Coastline.  Roads today have been a dream.  Minus the 12-inch deep potholes every 2 seconds.   Never underestimate being on actual pavement in a foreign country.  We went totally savage and killed it on time.   Walked thru Jaco to stretch a bit and rode out the road to our destination in Quepos and Manuel Antonio National Park.   Jaco is dirty and theft ridden with not alot of safe options for affordable lodging.   We didn’t want out precious BeGo to be B&E’d, after all that we’ve been thru.   Quepos was going off.  Perhaps the Latin American Kwaanza Celebration?  Parades, a junk fair festival and the streets were crawling with people.   We learned later that this is also a “quaint” fishing town with a marginal drinking problem.  Sometimes these things don’t become apparent until you see the town for what it is in the actual daylight.   There is reportedly great sportfishing here – marlin, mackeral, tuna and snapper.   Bunkered down at the Hotel Mar y Luna.   Ocean and Moon, that is.  Highly recommend staying in Quepos…think $20/night versus $275+/night on the 6 km route to the National Park.

Owl Butterfly

Owl Butterfly

Heliconius

Mal Pais Breeze

December 6th, 2009

One dusty road, with surf shops and eateries evenly spaced, Mal Pais is more local, more organic and even more laid back.

Mal Pais route

Flopped, dreded men staggering between the ATV´s, totally outnumbering the senoritas. Great eats at The Bakery and The Amistad, which has freshly squeezed jugo de manzana upon request that will blow your mind. Mexican tinga that is so satisfying after a day surfing. We got our boards at the staple Shit Hole surf shop. Going without a wetsuit is so novel, I must say. Very freeing if only in terms of movement on the board. So very un Oregon. Alaskan Kyle gave us pointers and turned us loose. 3 hours of good surf from 11 to 2 before high tide, roller after roller. There is no hurry up and wait. There is only hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! An ongoing battle with the strong rip. Not to mention, Nature´s Neti Pot. I need to work on getting up without going to my knees first. Bad habit. Turns out, I´m goofy foot, altho ambidextrous. And I´m addicted. 22 was a dynamo for his first time. I knew it. We watched other more stealthy shadowy figures nail huge curls while the sun set behind them. We had many long walks thru town, long walks on the beach. 122 percent humidity makes you high with a sky full of stars. Spent our nights full of cards and shit shooting with the hostel folkie.

Iguana in Mal Pais

Iguana in Mal Pais

Carmen Creek Hostel

Carmen Creek Hostel

Sunset Mal Pais

Rios de Diablos

December 5th, 2009
Lazy day in Samara.  Swim, devour ceviche y bisteca lunch at a roadside stand.   Lots of Spite and Malice at La Mancion.   It´s 12 and 0, 22 and I.   One day, the tides will change in this game for us and I might just win one. ha!   More night swimming in the sprinkling rain and lightning.   A little scurvy indeed, but neat.   Arose early from the heat.  Marlene´s famous brekkie of succlent fresh fruitas, baked bread with cream cheese and pineapple jam and eggs magnifico.     Then we´re off to devise a plan for our Samarian vamos.   After some consultation, we learned that there was no inexpensive, convenient way out.   Decided to rent a car.   For a week.    Thinking we could use it to finish Nicoya, cross Puntarenas over to Jaco to Manual Antonio, return the beast in San Jose and head to the Carib side for our final leg.   The car dude said if we go inland thru Jacilla, Cobano, we´d be fine.   1.5 hour on decent road.   We SHOULD NOT AND COULD NOT, take the coastal route, not in our Rav like 4×4 at high tide in the afternoon.   No chance of making it like that.   We´d need nothing less than a Land Rover, a HumVee or and ATV.   With a snorkel.   There was no way to predict what we´d encounter today.   An epic, if somewhat tumulturous adventure.     We found out after the fact, AND after every single person along the way pointed us in the wrong direction to Cobano, that we indeed crossed the two main river crossings that we were absolutely NOT to cross at high tide.   How we did it successfully, I´m still not sure.    When we came to the first one, at least 150 to 200 feet wide and 2.5 feet deep, we scouted it out and damn near turned around.   22, being the more conservative and I, never wanting to be accused of losing my edge, both indicated nonverbally that the more sound judgement was in fact, to turn back.   This, in all actuality, was WAY far out of my range of decent decision making.   Somehow two locals by the rivers edge, non English speaking, were able to communicate that it was OK for us to go across.   This was how we perceived it anyway.  And that they´d push us is we needed.   I sat in the drivers seat awhile sizing it up.   I prayed to the god of 4 WD en el nombre del padre, del hijo, y de Espiritu Santo.     I knew I would have to hold maximum velocidad to make it across.   22 walked, and I powered it.
River Xing
About halfway across, I realized that I would make it.   I got out and cheered to the natives and we kept on rolling.  They said there would be one more, but shallower.  Sure enough.   I proceeded with more confidence.   We trucked on to Cobano, unaware of our high tide mountain coast route.  In no time, we hit the ocean and the rest of the route was impassible.   Turning back meant recrossing river that would be higher now.  After one, we made a right turn on another inland route to Cobano.   Nothing, and I mean nothing, was marked with any kind of signage.   These roads had Grand Canyon sized potholes and washouts in every direction.    Just when it felt like we got going at a good clip, another crappy ass stretch.    We could never go more than 30 km-hr.   An English speaking couple on ATV´s said that yes, we were on the right stretch to Cobano.  We asked if there were more rio crossings, and they said no. No more rivers.    About 400 meters up the road, we came to a river.   We took it, and gave it creek status.   Another .5 km, another river.  That bitch lied!    And another.   This time, we choose the incorrect re entry and got our rig stuck in the sandy river bank with half of the vehicle propped up on it´s left side, the other half submerged.   I won´t detail the next three hellish hours, but I will say that there´s pretty much no one else I´d rather be stuck with.   My 22 is a stud with the grace and persistence of Luis, Shirley and their 5 little dogs.   We would have remained there in the middle of nowhere with no help.   There´s no one to call.  There IS no AAA.  Luis, aka McGuyver, although he pronounces it Ma’Gee’ver, macheted down a tree and worked well into the dark to rig a log system that ultimately freed our car.   We paid them kindlyu for their service and drove on into the night.   Mal Pais or bust.   The community casados in Cobano were out of this world and we were starved.   Another 6 km we rolled into Santa Teresa  y Mal Pais.   Quick stop at the Licoreria for a fifth of TulleMoredo and a handle of Imperials.  My nerves were shot and my hands were vibrating from the road.   I barely got that first shot down at Carmen Creek Hostel with Kyle as our Alaskan, come Costa Rican host.   By Numero 4, life is good again.   A jaunt to the ocean and a midnight swim salud.

Samara Perfecto

December 3rd, 2009
Three bucks apiece, 3 bus transfers and 3 hours later, we´re in Samara.  Bussing really is a rich, cheap experience.  For almost everyone, it is their primary if only transport.  Unlike the States, people, god forbid, TALK to one another on the bus.  Impressive.   You have to go inland to go further downt he coastline, unless you have a 4 WD or something super sturdy.   Everyone has said wonderful things about Samara which prompted us to make this stop.
If You Like Pina Colada

If You Like Pina Colada

It is not just a self proclamation that it is the very best pacific coast beach, if not all of the costa rica shoreline.   Somehow they´ve managed to keep tour ons at bay and cease any ridiculous urbanization efforts and developments.   Feels good here.   We find Locanda Hotel after declining expensive stays at other damp, dark, swirly, hot hotels.   One stop shop with a kitchenette bar and resti right on the beach.   Palms overhead for shade stop the ice in your colada from melting oh too quickly despite the 100 degree heat.   I can NOT imagine this place in the high season.   After some Imperials, we hit the waves for a few hours in the aqua surf.   The beach here is more contained with only a slight left break and not much rip.   Sand is uber grainy and beautiful.   Not the superfine sand in TamaGringo.   Dodging waves, we met a dynamo of an old man, from Phoenix, but who owns and operates La Mancion BnB here.   He invites us to stay and we can´t refuse.   If you´re ever in Samara, be sure to look up Allen and Marlene.  Good people with a sheek place and impeccable hospitality, despite Marlene´s healthy helado and Bailey´s habit.
Getting Caught In the Rain

Getting Caught In the Rain

After some pinas and hamburgesas con tocineta y hongos, that´s right, real bacon, we hop in the surf and then siesta.  Packed our Kleen Kanteens full of cuba libre and set out for a night beach walk expedition.  End to end.  Tide was way, way out.   It´s so quiet, with yet a full clear moon.   When my dogs hurt so bad that I could walk no further, we ran to the ocean and floated for a bit under the moonlight.  Seriously, it´s absolutely no wonder why people live forever here.
Swallowtail in Samara

Swallowtail in Samara

Sunset Playa Samara

Sunset Playa Samara

Exotic Flora

Exotic Flora

TamaGringo

December 1st, 2009

Deciembre!  We make it to the sunny beach today.   What a treat to ring in the Navidad Season.  I´m ready to laze on la playa for a bit where my cares drift from how and when I will catch the next bus to just how will I get all these sand bunnies out of my butt?  Shed our packs and clothes at the Hostel Bahia Paraiso after the five hour bus ride from Fortuna.   Where Interbus on the Americana failed us, Gray Line picked up the slack.   On the way, we passed thru this German Bavaria just North of Arenal Town.   One positive thing to note is that wind power is alive and well round these parts.  Briefly made me think of pops and his helpful career advice to take a 6 months training course to be a wind power tower tec starting at 70K a year.  Ah, if only it were just about the salary…   Altho it doesn´t sound like a bad prospect if I get to work in a paradiso like this.

Tamarindo beach at sunset

Tamarindo beach at sunset

First stop on the coast, the warm crashing, yet tour´on waters of Tamarindo.  Bigger than I´m used to surfing and I´m saving my energy for Mal Pais on the Southern Nicoya peninsula.  We played in the waves for a good long time and siestas in the sol til we snoooored.   Baja style tacos and caphirians at a local soda.   Hit the beach for a nice full moon lit walk, so bright it was almost like daytime.   Bus, eat, room, swim, room, eat, repeat.   A pattern, perhaps?  Me gusta.
Shadow Tamarindo

Shadow Tamarindo

Water is ridiculously warm.  El cielo es azul, I think… and just as sure as the moon is responsible for the change of tides, the ocean is responsible for the personal transitional changes within.   We were excited about tortuga viewing, but now is not the time with the low, low tides and full moon.  Altho you will be sold anything, at any time, regardless is the conditions are optimal.     Some sweet bebidas and suenos buenos.

Jeep Bus Jeep

November 29th, 2009
Jeep boat jeep to Volcan Arenal

Jeep boat jeep to Volcan Arenal

Just like the title says, that´s what we did to get from Monteverde to La Fortuna.   Some exquisite countryside views along the way.   There was one bumpy potholed jaggedy road to the boat. Then we crossed Lake Arenal on a lovely boat ride.   Got a decent view of the volcano but the top portion was covered in clouds.   As soon as we stepped off the boat, I don´t know if it was all the magma or what, but the temp went up by 30 degrees and 300 percent humidity.   Adios pantalones!   Hello, beachwear.

We took a Jeep as our final leg into town and grabbed a room at Hotel Jireh.   In the off season, the hotel rooms were $30 (pretty much the same as a hostel any more here…)  balcony, AC, pool, tv, all the amenities.   Booked a tour to Nature Hike, Baldi Hot Springs soak and Volcano viewing.   Jose our guide was super Americanized, with a tattoo of the Notre Dame fighting Irishman and listened religiously to Bon Jovi.   The jungle hike was cool, saw toucans and wild turkeys, gold pendalans  (orielle bird), leaf cutter ants, rubber trees…   When it started to get dark, we drove to the Lake Side of the Volcano to the lava ¨observatory¨ which was really just some riverside rocks.   If the clouds lifted enough, we would see the red lava spew.   This was the 1st quasi clear night in 22 days.   No lava, however.

Volcan Arenal

Volcan Arenal

Fountain Catedral and Volcan

Fountain Catedral and Volcan

Then we were dropped at Baldi Hot Springs, not the most commercial of the spring, but not the least either.   There were at least 6 big hot water pools and several smaller, all from 90 degrees to 152 degrees.   Complete with decorative rocks, waterfalls and tropical jardins.   At the top pool, there were three waterslides.   Despite Olison´s warning, I don´t think anything could have prepared up for the Slide of Death.  There were no Slide At Your Own Risk warnings, the top left one was a doosey.   22 and I raced the 1st time, me right, him left.  Let´s just say that by the time I got to the bottom of min, he stood there like he´d been waitin gfor an hour bored out of his head. ¨Don´t tell me, I don´t want to know.   Let´s go back up.¨   And we switched slides.    I jumped in and pushed off with a whoosh.   I got chewed up and spit out recklessly.   Appendages in all directions.  My life flashed in front of my eyes before I even knew what happened.   Then I waited, waited, for an eternity.   Finally, out comes 22.   Laughing out of control with that I-get-it-now look, we went inside for an all you can eat buffet with some German and Seattle friends and back out to soak some more.    Sleep came fast.   The next day we walked the strip, the Parque Central and some artists galleries.  Lunch at the  Gourmet  Gecko.    Nothing too exciting but nice to have no agenda in this town where I know that the footprints of my once-familiar alter ego JT strolled.   If walking together, I would treat you to a sangria or three at the Lava Lounge.    We booked the Greay  Bus to Tamarindo in the am.   Next stop.  December and the Costa Rica Pacific Coast.

Baldi Hot Springs mascot

Baldi Hot Springs mascot

Mono y Mono

November 28th, 2009

Bussed up to the Santa Elena Cloud Forest to do some hiking.   Saw dozens of hummingbirds and yellow bellied warblers.

Yellow bellied warbler

Yellow bellied warbler

Hummingbird

Hummingbird

Canopy bridge tour

Canopy bridge tour

After Oli peeled off, we saw a handful of spider monkeys swinging nonchalantly thru the treetops.   We walked the Selvatura Canopy bridges.  9 cable suspension bridges thru the trees so to get a better look at the critters up high.   No critters tho.   A great walk regardless.   Lots to do, but every little thing cost mucho colones so we have to start being a little selective.   Casados favorito es arroz y frijoles con pollo.   Y helado postre.  Plenty of it to go around.   Nabbed the cards adn rum and played a few more games.   Said adios to Oli, who is heading back to the states via San Jose and tomorrow we set sail for La Fortuna and Volcan Arenal.